IT TAKES A MAJOR LABEL TO HOLD US BACK

by JaGoFF

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BDSM ----------------- Oh, mistress please you tease and drop me to my knees I'm gonna satisfy your every need. And when you stroke and choke and bend me 'til I'm almost broke then you're ravaging my body like a hurricane I'm left drowning in endorphines rushing thru my brain. with your bullwhip and your feather and pink latex with your leather yeah you make me scream ... yeah, yeah yeah. BDSM, BDSM Why don't we get together with you and a couple of friends? And we can role play a lil S and M bd and sm you could strap me down and i could tie you up with some toys and a couple of friends. and when you flaunt and taunt denying me the thing that i most want to satisfy i'm under lock and key i'm collared, bound and gagged blindfolded i cant see rig-burned, tied and teathered work me to the bone scream and beg and moan from every chromasome thigh high boots up to your booty and your pleasure is my duty cuz you make me scream BDSM, BDSM Why don't we get together with you and a couple of friends? And we can role play a lil S and M bd and sm you could strap me down and i could tie you up with some toys and a couple of friends. oh, mistress please one squeeze and i fall to my knees and i'm electrified until i plead for you to tug and pull your extreme pleasure fills me up until i'm whole. born to be smothered inbetween your thighs transending limitations makes me realize swallowed by hot wax and leather every seconds getting better well you make me scream BDSM, BDSM Why don't we get together with you and a couple of friends? And we can role play a lil S and M bd and sm you could strap me down and i could tie you up with some toys and a couple of friends.
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Never Met A Girl Like You (lyrics) ------------------------------------------- Met a girl like you. Never met a girl like you. Never met a girl like you. Never met a girl like you. Where you at? 3 a.m. booty call just like clockwork and I’m all You got me just like Pavlov’s dog. craving for nibbles and some bits and nips of hips and tiny waist. Never met a girl like you. Your sexy ways. That could do me like you do. Gonna make a man come for days. Never met a girl like you. Your sexy ways. That could do me like you do. Make a man come, come, come, come … Pretty hands, pretty mouth Let’s take a road trip thru the south … yahoo! You get me off when you get down And you don’t stop and cap the top drink every drop like liquid gold. Never met a girl like you. Your sexy ways. That could do me like you do. Gonna make a man come for days. Never met a girl like you. Your sexy ways. That could do me like you do. Make a man come, come, come, come … All freaky deek between the sheets Good Catholic school girl in the streets loves filthy rotten pillow talk But can’t decide which end of the fence that she wants to walk. Don’t know nothing about relations …. that she wants to walk. Next day I go and get a call don’t want to hear it or go near it because it just fucks up my day No guilt in feeling fine Except you feel it every time just save the drama for your clown don’t waste my money, or your time finish that wine, I’ve got to go. Never met a girl like you. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. That could do me like you do. Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play. Never met a girl like you. Time to go away. That could do me like you do. B!tch please, I’ve got to go. Don’t come back again another day. Finish that wine, I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go. Shit’s getting old I’ve got to go. I should have known. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play. I should have known. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play. All aboard! ------------------------ ©2010 JaGoFF JaGoFF Publsing / ASCAP
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IT TAKES A MAJOR LABEL TO HOLD US BACK (lyrics) ----------------------------------- Yeah, and we're gonna own your copyrights. Yeah, we want your publishing. We want your everything. Because we got the marketing and a focus group of pre-teens. The producer gets 10 points, co-writing credit on all of your joints, big budget video … of course, everything’s recoupable. Then we’ll upload to all the hip music blogs and the cool chat rooms conducting scientific exit polls on your little dog and pony show. Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name. Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name. And then there's radio. Rotation in a major market show is gonna cost some hos steak, martinis and some yayo Round trip air-fare to Miami, Las Vegas and Cancun and then they'll spin our tune of course, everything's recoupable. Aint got your royalties With all the promo copies and the mp3s just smell those cds burn you owe us for breakage and returns transfer the ownership to your domain and the trademarks to your name they're ours exclusive and worldwide throughout the universe and in perpetuity. Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name. Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name. Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! (B3 organ interlude) Better get legal advice We get the sales from your tours and your merchandising both your image and your likeness. Better go and hit the road and make my money! A rental van with a trailer hitch genital chaffing and Motel Piss with bad food, acne and jock itch Your punk asses better have my money! Just sign on the dotted line. It's gonna be just fine. Bathe in milk and wine. Every minute, every hour, every time. Limos day and night. It's gonna be alright. We've got it locked up tight throughout the universe and in perpetuity. Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name. Transfer the ownership to your domain All the rights and the trademarks to your name.
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BUZZ GOES BOOM (lyrics) ----------------------- Just another buzz band, just another fan smell that fresh ink, coming straight out the can hot off the presses, critics fill up room but aint nothing gonna stop ya when that buzz goes boom! All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club. Even bigger promoters having even better drugs to go and grease the hands of all the local thugs all the hipsters in the room are seeing whose shoulders they could rub while the groupies are backstage and busy smoking all your bud. All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club. Sucking in your gut and soaking in the glory they want to do an interview yeah they want to do a story. They want you for the cover and review your brilliant tunes aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom. All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club Then A&R comes knocking and they want to do a deal "They say that you're the next big thing!" and think that you're "for real". They fly you out to LA and then pay for all your meals and buy you a new wardrobe and then send you out the bills. Well, they set your release date and they're building up the buzz and everybody's talking 'bout you like they never was You're pulling rails off some hooker's titties in your hotel room but aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom. All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club Packing up the road cases and put'em in the van and you go and check your e-mail to find out you've been canned and your manager just stiffed you and you can not pay the band well, that buzz become a bust and that goes goes boom. All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club All the best promoters have all the best drugs with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs all get together for a big group hug with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club
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DIY OR DIE (lyrics) ------------------- I'm all wired up on two hours sleep I got five boxes of pluggers yeah, six foot deep Before gates open cover it ceiling to floor and hide the bag behind the urinal safe. Yeah, make sure you got that extra change of clothes, you never know when you gonna want to get lost fast Try to get some press credentials if you can't do that try and find a friend with a media pass and if that don't work or it's too late you're gonna bum rush the side gate DIY D-I-Y or D-I-E D-I-Y or D-I-E I got some cheap sunglasses and put em on (Two for one) A change of clothes in case my covers blown (covers blown) scoping the joint while they're setting up and then go on and hit that sucka DIY D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE If you hit the beer lines then everyone gone see you got to hit the porta pisser everyone pees then hit the stage where the fans gonna be going guerrilla and all for free DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE And if they approach you pretend you don't see the dudes coming at you from security jump in the crowd get lost real quick behind the tents or a trailer rig. DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE And if by chance you get arrested hit record don't resist or be a dick because you just scored good press bad press as long as it's free and upload that shit immediately. DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE D-I-Y or D-I-E DIY or DIE
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Should've Known Better ----------------- Thank God I found myself again. Yeah. Thank God I found myself again. Thank God I found myself again. Yeah. Well its you you've got me strung out i jones to see well its you got my nose open but its you just melt on top of me because the meat is simply sweeter that is closest to the bone yeah Thank God I found myself again. Well its you Well its you Well its you Well its you Well its you I'm all messed up on Well its you I long to see well its you aint supersticious but its you I L-O-V-E you are all things under heaven and I just want to make it known Thank God I found myself again. Well its you Well its you Well its you Well its you I should've known better that you could ease my mind walk your ass right over here you know that I.... Well, Here i stand, a full grown trying to convince myself that I never needed anybody and can make it all by myself because all I've got is my own ass and you all can go to hell So here I stand I'm not half the man, that I've created for myself. Cuz I aint got no pot to piss in I'm tired of living on the bottom shelf Starving for all that you embody even more than life itself. Walk your ass right over here YOu know that I'm going to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some should've known better that you could ease my mind walk your ass right over here you know that I.... I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some should've known better that you could ease my mind walk your ass right over here you know that I.... I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some I'm about to get me some (I'm about to get me some should've known better -------------------------------------------- ©2010 JaGoFF JaGoFF Publishing / ASCAP
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Lyrics: AMERICON IDLE --------------------------- Just got a million hits you know and that aint no bullshit because i robbed the corner store and then I pistol whipped that whore grabbed the video from the security in-store uploaded to youtube and just picked up on cnn and then me and a couple friends went on a three day long coke binge, hopped a razor wire fence, hotwired a mercedes benz popo recognized my face from prison time i did before tv choppers in the sky , i'm now broadcasting nationwide. And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!) A TV reporter who worked on Channel 22 got in her pink thong bikini and brought her kids down to the pool partied with Ted,Spec and Gacy 'cuz she wanna "get that scoop" got her silicone all prepped for anchor and just became the news. I got some fresh tats and some cash and paid some poor bitch who's white trash to blow bottlerockets out her ass after we doused them all with gas. Video'd it on the cellphone cuz you know that we're hardcore I heard it on the morning news I am the "rockstar of the day"! I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!) Little Miss MILF pop tart who had nothing better to do so she had baby number two and bid her Goldy locks adieu burned the sperm doner house down to the ground and under psychological review now all up on the front page, next week her new release is due. A Little princess who had been sniffing too much glue jumped in her Ferriari because she was feeling blue she and I hooked up and I face-fucked her to no end caught on hidden camera and webcast in nightvision. Who wants to funk! Funk you! Slanging funk! STEP RIGHT UP! We're slangin' funk by the ounce. Let me see the titties bounce in large amounts. We're slangin' funk by the ounce. Let me see the titties bounce and make it count. We're slangin' funk by the ounce. Let me see the titties bounce in large amounts. We're slangin' funk by the ounce. Let me see the titties bounce and make it count. A fat has-been crack whore who's pussys a revolving door had a heart attack and died even before she hit the floor now the camera's all lined up for the first shot of the corpse picked on every station, orbiting up in the sky. A crusading homophobe, an airport bathroom, and a page On Congressional reccess and just about his grandson's age he got busted with his mouthful, screaming and crying he "ain't gay" Now all over my TV send us the rockstar of the day! And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!) And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!) And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!) Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!) Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!) ------------------------ ©2010 JaGoFF JaGoFF Publsing / ASCAP
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There's a revolution coming to a town near you and the soundtrack is JaGoFF. You'll need some big-azz bazooka tubes in the trunk aimed straight at the Musical Industrial Complex to properly tear this up, because the FUNK is BACK, and it's ready to roll, motherf*ckers!

JaGoFF's funk classic anti-record industry manifesto, It Takes a Major Label to Hold Us Back, was originally released in 2011 and quickly went viral to the tune of 8.75 million+ downloads on BitTorrent, during the course of Buy Nothing Day weekend (the international day of protest against conspicuous consumption).

PRESS RELEASE:

JaGoFF Releases Free Music for Buy Nothing Day
by BitTorrent on November 25, 2011

In support of Buy Nothing Day and #Occupyxmas, Chicago media artists JaGoFF have released a massive compilation of 51 tracks free to the BitTorrent community, including a full album with the accompanying instrumentals and acapella mixes (for the BT community to remix) in addition to three album covers. Download it today here!

Artists have long used music to raise awareness of and advocate social and political causes. BitTorrent’s technology and expansive community provide a new platform for artists looking to share their music with the world.

This is JaGoFF’s second release via BitTorrent. The first, “The Chicago Promoters’ Ordinance Kills Independent Music”, is a compelling and humorous documentary chronicling a grassroots campaign to preserve the rights for independent artists to promote live shows in Chicago. The documentary, available for download here, raises awareness around laws that effect local arts and music communities. To connect with JaGoFF, please visit them on Facebook at www.facebook.com/jagoffpublishing/

credits

released February 14, 2011

JaGoFF is: Sir Real & MOFO
All songs written, recorded and produced by JaGoFF
Hammond B3 on (# 4) "It Takes a Major Label to Hold Us Back" and Bass & Hammond B3 on (# 8) "Brother from Another Mother" performed by Domino Rosi
Sex-licious guest vocals on (#9) "Fake ID" performed by K-Fresh
Party scene on "Brother From Another Mother" courtesy of The Trailer Park Players and a few of our closest friends
Album Mixed down by JaGoFF & Jason Donnelly @ Peace Love Productions / Chicago
Mastering by: Blaise Barton @ Joy Ride Studios / Chicago
All music, video & artwork © 2010 JaGoFF Publishing

100% DIY or DIE. NO THANKS to a record label.
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SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC OR BE FORCE FED CRAP!
MADE IN CHICAGO, USA.

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Spawned from post-industrial Detroit and Chicago's South Side, JaGoFF are fierce independent artist advocates, community organizers, social/political satirists, pranksters, hell-raisers, and all things FUNK. You'll need some big-azz bazooka tubes in the trunk aimed straight at the Musical Industrial Complex to properly tear this up. ... more

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