1. |
GET YOUR ASS UP
04:50
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coming soon.
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2. |
BDSM
03:39
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BDSM
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Oh, mistress please
you tease
and drop me to my knees
I'm gonna satisfy
your every need.
And when you stroke
and choke
and bend me 'til I'm almost broke
then you're ravaging my body
like a hurricane
I'm left drowning in endorphines
rushing thru my brain.
with your bullwhip and your feather
and pink latex with your leather
yeah you make me scream ...
yeah, yeah yeah.
BDSM, BDSM
Why don't we get together
with you and a couple of friends?
And we can
role play a lil S and M
bd and sm
you could strap me down
and i could tie you up
with some toys
and a couple of friends.
and when you flaunt
and taunt
denying me the thing
that i most want
to satisfy
i'm under lock and key
i'm collared, bound and gagged
blindfolded i cant see
rig-burned, tied and teathered
work me to the bone
scream and beg and moan
from every chromasome
thigh high boots up to your booty
and your pleasure is my duty
cuz you make me scream
BDSM, BDSM
Why don't we get together
with you and a couple of friends?
And we can
role play a lil S and M
bd and sm
you could strap me down
and i could tie you up
with some toys
and a couple of friends.
oh, mistress please
one squeeze
and i fall to my knees
and i'm electrified
until i plead
for you to tug
and pull
your extreme pleasure
fills me up until i'm whole.
born to be smothered
inbetween your thighs
transending limitations
makes me realize
swallowed by hot wax and leather
every seconds getting better
well you make me scream
BDSM, BDSM
Why don't we get together
with you and a couple of friends?
And we can
role play a lil S and M
bd and sm
you could strap me down
and i could tie you up
with some toys
and a couple of friends.
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Never Met A Girl Like You (lyrics)
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Met a girl like you.
Never met a girl like you.
Never met a girl like you.
Never met a girl like you.
Where you at?
3 a.m. booty call
just like clockwork and I’m all
You got me just like Pavlov’s dog.
craving for nibbles and some bits
and nips of hips and tiny waist.
Never met a girl like you.
Your sexy ways.
That could do me like you do.
Gonna make a man come for days.
Never met a girl like you.
Your sexy ways.
That could do me like you do.
Make a man come, come, come, come …
Pretty hands, pretty mouth
Let’s take a road trip thru the south … yahoo!
You get me off when you get down
And you don’t stop and cap the top
drink every drop like liquid gold.
Never met a girl like you.
Your sexy ways.
That could do me like you do.
Gonna make a man come for days.
Never met a girl like you.
Your sexy ways.
That could do me like you do.
Make a man come, come, come, come …
All freaky deek between the sheets
Good Catholic school girl in the streets
loves filthy rotten pillow talk
But can’t decide which end of the fence
that she wants to walk.
Don’t know nothing about relations ….
that she wants to walk.
Next day I go and get a call
don’t want to hear it or go near it
because it just fucks up my day
No guilt in feeling fine
Except you feel it every time
just save the drama for your clown
don’t waste my money, or your time
finish that wine, I’ve got to go.
Never met a girl like you.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
That could do me like you do.
Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play.
Never met a girl like you.
Time to go away.
That could do me like you do.
B!tch please, I’ve got to go.
Don’t come back again another day.
Finish that wine, I’ve got to go.
I’ve got to go.
Shit’s getting old
I’ve got to go.
I should have known.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play.
I should have known.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey, hell no. B!tch, I don’t play.
All aboard!
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©2010 JaGoFF
JaGoFF Publsing / ASCAP
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IT TAKES A MAJOR LABEL TO HOLD US BACK (lyrics)
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Yeah, and we're gonna own your copyrights.
Yeah, we want your publishing.
We want your everything.
Because we got the marketing
and a focus group of pre-teens.
The producer gets 10 points,
co-writing credit on all of your joints,
big budget video …
of course, everything’s recoupable.
Then we’ll upload to
all the hip music blogs
and the cool chat rooms
conducting scientific exit polls
on your little dog and pony show.
Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me!
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
And then there's radio.
Rotation in a major market show
is gonna cost some hos
steak, martinis and some yayo
Round trip air-fare to
Miami, Las Vegas and Cancun
and then they'll spin our tune
of course, everything's recoupable.
Aint got your royalties
With all the promo copies
and the mp3s
just smell those cds burn
you owe us for breakage and returns
transfer the ownership to your domain
and the trademarks to your name
they're ours exclusive and worldwide
throughout the universe and in perpetuity.
Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me!
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me!
(B3 organ interlude)
Better get legal advice
We get the sales from your tours and your merchandising
both your image and your likeness.
Better go and hit the road and make my money!
A rental van with a trailer hitch
genital chaffing and Motel Piss
with bad food, acne and jock itch
Your punk asses better have my money!
Just sign on the dotted line.
It's gonna be just fine.
Bathe in milk and wine.
Every minute, every hour, every time.
Limos day and night.
It's gonna be alright.
We've got it locked up tight
throughout the universe and in perpetuity.
Sign me! Sign me! Sign me! Sign me!
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
Transfer the ownership to your domain
All the rights
and the trademarks to your name.
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5. |
THE RECORD INDUSTRY
03:51
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6. |
BUZZ GOES BOOM
03:19
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BUZZ GOES BOOM (lyrics)
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Just another buzz band, just another fan
smell that fresh ink, coming straight out the can
hot off the presses, critics fill up room
but aint nothing gonna stop ya when that buzz goes boom!
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club.
Even bigger promoters having even better drugs
to go and grease the hands of all the local thugs
all the hipsters in the room
are seeing whose shoulders they could rub
while the groupies are backstage and busy smoking all your bud.
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club.
Sucking in your gut and soaking in the glory
they want to do an interview yeah they want to do a story.
They want you for the cover and review your brilliant tunes
aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom.
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club
Then A&R comes knocking and they want to do a deal
"They say that you're the next big thing!"
and think that you're "for real".
They fly you out to LA and then pay for all your meals
and buy you a new wardrobe and then send you out the bills.
Well, they set your release date and they're building up the buzz
and everybody's talking 'bout you like they never was
You're pulling rails off some hooker's titties in your hotel room
but aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom.
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club
Packing up the road cases and put'em in the van
and you go and check your e-mail to find out you've been canned
and your manager just stiffed you and you can not pay the band
well, that buzz become a bust and that goes goes boom.
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club
All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club
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7. |
DIY OR DIE
03:14
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DIY OR DIE (lyrics)
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I'm all wired up on two hours sleep
I got five boxes of pluggers yeah, six foot deep
Before gates open cover it ceiling to floor
and hide the bag behind the urinal safe.
Yeah, make sure you got that extra change of clothes,
you never know when you gonna want to get lost fast
Try to get some press credentials if you can't do that
try and find a friend with a media pass
and if that don't work or it's too late
you're gonna bum rush the side gate
DIY
D-I-Y or D-I-E
D-I-Y or D-I-E
I got some cheap sunglasses and put em on
(Two for one)
A change of clothes in case my covers blown
(covers blown)
scoping the joint while they're setting up
and then go on and hit that sucka
DIY
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
If you hit the beer lines then everyone gone see
you got to hit the porta pisser everyone pees
then hit the stage where the fans gonna be
going guerrilla and all for free
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
And if they approach you pretend you don't see
the dudes coming at you from security
jump in the crowd get lost real quick
behind the tents or a trailer rig.
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
And if by chance you get arrested hit record
don't resist or be a dick because you just scored
good press bad press as long as it's free
and upload that shit immediately.
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
D-I-Y or D-I-E
DIY or DIE
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9. |
FAKE ID
03:56
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10. |
SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER
04:10
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Should've Known Better
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Thank God I found myself again. Yeah.
Thank God I found myself again.
Thank God I found myself again. Yeah.
Well its you
you've got me strung out
i jones to see
well its you
got my nose open
but its you
just melt on top of me
because the meat is simply sweeter
that is closest to the bone yeah
Thank God I found myself again.
Well its you
Well its you
Well its you
Well its you
Well its you
I'm all messed up on
Well its you
I long to see
well its you
aint supersticious
but its you
I L-O-V-E
you are all things under heaven
and I just want to make it known
Thank God I found myself again.
Well its you
Well its you
Well its you
Well its you
I should've known better
that you could ease my mind
walk your ass right over here
you know that I....
Well, Here i stand, a full grown
trying to convince myself
that I never needed anybody
and can make it all by myself
because all I've got is my own ass
and you all can go to hell
So here I stand
I'm not half the man,
that I've created for myself.
Cuz I aint got no pot to piss in
I'm tired of living on the bottom shelf
Starving for all that you embody
even more than life itself.
Walk your ass right over here
YOu know that I'm going to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
should've known better
that you could ease my mind
walk your ass right over here
you know that I....
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
should've known better
that you could ease my mind
walk your ass right over here
you know that I....
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
I'm about to get me some
(I'm about to get me some
should've known better
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©2010 JaGoFF JaGoFF Publishing / ASCAP
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11. |
DON'T TELL
03:08
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12. |
SHOCK AND AWE
03:32
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13. |
ONE NATION UNDERDOG
03:25
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(INSTRUMENTAL)
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14. |
AMERICON IDLE
04:36
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Lyrics:
AMERICON IDLE
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Just got a million hits you know and that aint no bullshit
because i robbed the corner store and then I pistol whipped that whore grabbed the video from the security in-store
uploaded to youtube and just picked up on cnn
and then me and a couple friends went on a three day long coke binge, hopped a razor wire fence, hotwired a mercedes benz
popo recognized my face from prison time i did before
tv choppers in the sky , i'm now broadcasting nationwide.
And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)
A TV reporter who worked on Channel 22
got in her pink thong bikini and brought her kids down to the pool
partied with Ted,Spec and Gacy 'cuz she wanna "get that scoop"
got her silicone all prepped for anchor and just became the news.
I got some fresh tats and some cash and paid some poor bitch who's white trash
to blow bottlerockets out her ass after we doused them all with gas.
Video'd it on the cellphone cuz you know that we're hardcore
I heard it on the morning news I am the "rockstar of the day"!
I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)
Little Miss MILF pop tart who had nothing better to do
so she had baby number two and bid her Goldy locks adieu
burned the sperm doner house down to the ground and under psychological review
now all up on the front page, next week her new release is due.
A Little princess who had been sniffing too much glue
jumped in her Ferriari because she was feeling blue
she and I hooked up and I face-fucked her to no end
caught on hidden camera and webcast in nightvision.
Who wants to funk!
Funk you!
Slanging funk!
STEP RIGHT UP!
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
in large amounts.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
and make it count.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
in large amounts.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
and make it count.
A fat has-been crack whore who's pussys a revolving door
had a heart attack and died even before she hit the floor
now the camera's all lined up for the first shot of the corpse
picked on every station, orbiting up in the sky.
A crusading homophobe, an airport bathroom, and a page
On Congressional reccess and just about his grandson's age
he got busted with his mouthful, screaming and crying he "ain't gay"
Now all over my TV send us the rockstar of the day!
And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)
And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)
And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)
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©2010 JaGoFF
JaGoFF Publsing / ASCAP
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15. |
LIVE FROM MAXWELL STREET
04:28
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Lyrics:
(INSTRUMENTAL)
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17. |
SPEECHLESS
01:38
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Lyrics:
unintelligible
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JaGoFF Chicago, Illinois
Spawned from post-industrial Detroit and Chicago's South Side, JaGoFF are fierce independent artist advocates, community organizers, social/political satirists, pranksters, hell-raisers, and all things FUNK. You'll need some big-azz bazooka tubes in the trunk aimed straight at the Musical Industrial Complex to properly tear this up. ... more
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