Lyrics:

AMERICON IDLE
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Just got a million hits you know and that aint no bullshit
because i robbed the corner store and then I pistol whipped that whore grabbed the video from the security in-store
uploaded to youtube and just picked up on cnn
and then me and a couple friends went on a three day long coke binge, hopped a razor wire fence, hotwired a mercedes benz
popo recognized my face from prison time i did before
tv choppers in the sky , i'm now broadcasting nationwide.

And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)

A TV reporter who worked on Channel 22
got in her pink thong bikini and brought her kids down to the pool
partied with Ted,Spec and Gacy 'cuz she wanna "get that scoop"
got her silicone all prepped for anchor and just became the news.

I got some fresh tats and some cash and paid some poor bitch who's white trash
to blow bottlerockets out her ass after we doused them all with gas.
Video'd it on the cellphone cuz you know that we're hardcore
I heard it on the morning news I am the "rockstar of the day"!

I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)

Little Miss MILF pop tart who had nothing better to do
so she had baby number two and bid her Goldy locks adieu
burned the sperm doner house down to the ground and under psychological review
now all up on the front page, next week her new release is due.

A Little princess who had been sniffing too much glue
jumped in her Ferriari because she was feeling blue
she and I hooked up and I face-fucked her to no end
caught on hidden camera and webcast in nightvision.

Who wants to funk!
Funk you!
Slanging funk!

STEP RIGHT UP!

We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
in large amounts.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
and make it count.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
in large amounts.
We're slangin' funk by the ounce.
Let me see the titties bounce
and make it count.

A fat has-been crack whore who's pussys a revolving door
had a heart attack and died even before she hit the floor
now the camera's all lined up for the first shot of the corpse
picked on every station, orbiting up in the sky.

A crusading homophobe, an airport bathroom, and a page
On Congressional reccess and just about his grandson's age
he got busted with his mouthful, screaming and crying he "ain't gay"
Now all over my TV send us the rockstar of the day!

And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)

And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)

And I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Muffunking superstar!!)
Yeah, I'm a superstar! (Rockstar baby c'mon!)
Muffunking superstar! (Muffunking superstar!)



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