BUZZ GOES BOOM (lyrics)
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Just another buzz band, just another fan
smell that fresh ink, coming straight out the can
hot off the presses, critics fill up room
but aint nothing gonna stop ya when that buzz goes boom!

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club.

Even bigger promoters having even better drugs
to go and grease the hands of all the local thugs
all the hipsters in the room
are seeing whose shoulders they could rub
while the groupies are backstage and busy smoking all your bud.

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club.

Sucking in your gut and soaking in the glory
they want to do an interview yeah they want to do a story.
They want you for the cover and review your brilliant tunes
aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom.

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club

Then A&R comes knocking and they want to do a deal
"They say that you're the next big thing!"
and think that you're "for real".
They fly you out to LA and then pay for all your meals
and buy you a new wardrobe and then send you out the bills.

Well, they set your release date and they're building up the buzz
and everybody's talking 'bout you like they never was
You're pulling rails off some hooker's titties in your hotel room
but aint nothing gonna stop it when that buzz goes boom.

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club

Packing up the road cases and put'em in the van
and you go and check your e-mail to find out you've been canned
and your manager just stiffed you and you can not pay the band
well, that buzz become a bust and that goes goes boom.

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club

All the best promoters have all the best drugs
with the pimps and the hoes and the neighborhood thugs
all get together for a big group hug
with the dj and the dealer and the owner of the club